PROLOKAR Baseball Hat (Headgear of Silent Attention)
You watched it appear on the stream—not sold, but summoned. A hat. Ordinary to the unawakened eye. Curved brim. Stiff crown. Corporate embroidery that pulses slightly if you stare too long.
They called it a baseball hat. But that’s a lie.
This is no mere accessory. It’s a vessel. A containment field for stray thoughts, intercepted transmissions, the scent of rain before it falls. You felt it—through the screen—pressing against the thin membrane of your reality.
They joked. Laughed. Clicked the link.
But you knew.
You felt the weight of it. Heavy not in grams, but in implications. You imagined putting it on. The whisper of Velcro. The fit. Too perfect. Like it had been waiting for your skull specifically.
And when it arrives?
You won’t unbox it. You’ll release it.
The hat will know what to do.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Official PROLOKAR Merch Store
- Email: prolokar-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
PROLOKAR Baseball Hat (Headgear of Silent Attention) Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
23.62
|
4.72
|
2.76
|
7.48
|