THE PROLOKAR LIVESTREAM T-Shirt - A Garment for the Spiritually Unmoored
It lies folded on the counter... A shirt... Imprinted with the sigil of a digital prophet... PROLOKAR!!! Screaming in stylized vector. You feel it hum... Not with electricity, but with ideology. With the silent broadcast of a thousand midnight streams...
You reach out. The cotton feels soft. Too soft. As if spun from the recycled dreams of men who’ve stared too long into key lights and faceless chatrooms. A thousand eyes watched this design emerge in real time. You see them now... emotes flooding the void, a single mod typing “!merch” in fevered repetition.
The fit? Unisex. Slim but forgiving. Like the vague promises of a creator who streams "every Wednesday probably.”
The print? High-quality DTG. Will it survive the wash? That depends — will you?
Buy it. Wear it.
Let the world know:
You were watching when the signal broke through...
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Official PROLOKAR Merch Store
- Email: prolokar-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
THE PROLOKAR LIVESTREAM T-Shirt - A Garment for the Spiritually Unmoored Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|