PROLOKAR Logo T-shirt (The Sacred Drip)
You stand at the precipice of greatness. In your trembling hands, you clutch not a mere garment, but a standard — a flag of allegiance to your latest online obsession... THE PROLOKAR LIVESTREAM!... A domain ruled not by laws, but by the sacred rites of late-night gaming, eternal snacking, and holy online degeneracy.
This shirt — this regalia — is not for the common cattle. No...
It is reserved for the elite few:
The terminally online...
The pizza roll paladins...
The unrepentant weirdos who have abandoned the false idols of "work-life balance" and "touching grass."
You are not like them. You have seen things. Felt things. You know that existence is not meant to be sanitized. It is meant to be streamed. Witnessed. Consumed by static and cosmic irony...
And now you will wear that truth...
The shirt adheres to your skin like a second flesh — perhaps even Prolokar's own flesh, bestowed upon his most loyal to shield them from the unbearable weight of the "normal" world...
Is it a cult? No...
Is it very much not a cult? YES!
You slip it on. Your chest swells with terrible pride. Your posture straightens. You are one of the Chosen now...
Let the others laugh. Let them sneer. You know what they do not:
The stream is still NOT a cult...
Effects:
+3 Morale (upon being recognized by another initiate)
+2 Authority (over low-level pizza roll enthusiasts)
-1 Empathy (toward people who "don't get it")
Warning:
This shirt may cause involuntary shouting and public defense of questionable life choices.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Official PROLOKAR Merch Store
- Email: prolokar-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
PROLOKAR Logo T-shirt (The Sacred Drip) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|